Here we see the CEO banksters and carmakers as they appear before Congress. We see them looking Serious and Concerned. We know it’s all part of The Show. We know they have nothing to worry about. They’re only testifying in front of their employees.
Tag Archives: Wall Street
People are corporations, too
7 JanThe current evil glut
8 Dec
Due to overproduction, world evil prices have plummeted in the last three years. American evil producers have been steadily losing market share to China and other countries where evil can be manufactured for a small fraction of the U.S. cost. Some desperate investors are even considering eliminating evil from their portfolios. Ultimately, I am sure that the Federal Reserve Bank will step in because, as we all know, evil is too big to fail.
Like this:
A simple plan
5 Dec
Don’t let them confuse you with all the arcane financial terminology they toss around as generously as unwanted credit card offers. Terms like derivatives, credit default swaps, or reinsurance, are nothing more than a verbal smokescreen. If a large group of men in suits took away your job, health insurance, pension and life savings, forced you and your family onto the street and then left your home empty and abandoned, you would have no trouble describing what they did to you.
A banker doesn’t have to be incredibly intelligent to steal billions of dollars — just incredibly greedy.
Grammar Police
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Grammar Police: Exclamation Point Disposal Squad
In the English Grammar System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups; the hyperactive hoi polloi who improperly use multiple exclamation points, and the police who investigate these crimes and arrest the offenders. These are their stories!!!!
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Grammar Police: Unnecessary Quotation Unit
In the English “Language System” the people are “represented” by two separate, yet equally important “groups”; the grammar-deficient public who “insert” gratuitous “quotation marks” without regard for “meaning”, and the “police” who “investigate these crimes” and “arrest” the offenders. These are their “stories”. (Click here to buy this graphic on mugs, hats, t-shirts, etc!)
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Grammar Police: Special Apostrophe Unit
In the English Grammar System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups; the poorly-educated masses who insert unnecessary apostrophes and omit required ones, and the police who investigate these crimes and arrest the offenders. These are their stories. (Click here to buy this graphic on mugs, hats, t-shirts, etc!)
Too much evil?
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The current evil glut
Due to overproduction, world evil prices have plummeted in the last three years. American evil producers have been steadily losing market share to China and other countries where evil can be manufactured for a small fraction of the U.S. cost. Some desperate investors are even considering eliminating evil from their portfolios. Ultimately, I am sure [...]
Bishop Finn
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The Indictment of Bishop Finn
The dark, mind-numbing corruption of the Roman Catholic church was blazingly illuminated recently in the Diocese of Kansas City. Local prosecutors had the courage to indict the Bishop (albeit only for a misdemeanor). You can read about it here.
Please help the rich
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The rich…won’t YOU help?
I can’t really recommend Reach Out To The Rich as heartily as I would the World Ice Tea Organization, for example. The rich have their charities, too, like the opera and their beloved conservative think tanks. We must let them use their donations to shelter their income from taxes. After all, they wrote the tax [...]
