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I’m always thinking about sects
19 Jan
What is it about fundamentalists and hair? Amish, Taliban, Hassidim — they’re all obsessed. It’s a sectual fetish.
The Mullets, in case you haven’t heard, have attacked several of their fellow Amish folk and cut their beards and hair. They were arrested recently on federal charges of kidnapping and assault. I don’t believe anyone was seriously injured, which is more than can be said about members of the Taliban who have murdered barbers for the sacrilege of trimming beards.
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More sects tomorrow!
Hey kids, Radical Cleric cards are here!
13 Dec
That’s right kids–and just in time for Christmas! Be sure to ask Santa for all the Radical Clerics®: Christian, Muslim, Roman Catholic, Jewish, Russian Orthodox, Hindu, Mormon and more. They’re great to use in your favorite Holy War role-playing game–or just for fun! And this year you can expand your collection with the exciting new Radical Clerics: Sects® cards, each one featuring a super bright 3-D hologram of a famous cult leader.
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God created women so they could be blamed for everything
16 Nov
Earthquakes
The Judeo-Christian-Islamist War Against Women continues unabated. These people haven’t had a new idea in 4,000 years, ever since their founder, a psychotic goat-herder named Abraham, heard voices in his head telling him to murder his son, which he started to do– until another voice told him to stop. These voices were just delusions, nothing at all like the kind of reputable divine public service announcements we have all heard emanating from burning bushes or television evangelists.
Eye On The Hole
8 Nov
Watching Your Anus For God
Hate is the most powerful human obsession (much stronger than love). The Christianists are holding high the banner of homophobia. As Eric Hoffer said, “Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.”
Grammar Police
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Grammar Police: Exclamation Point Disposal Squad
In the English Grammar System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups; the hyperactive hoi polloi who improperly use multiple exclamation points, and the police who investigate these crimes and arrest the offenders. These are their stories!!!!
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Grammar Police: Unnecessary Quotation Unit
In the English “Language System” the people are “represented” by two separate, yet equally important “groups”; the grammar-deficient public who “insert” gratuitous “quotation marks” without regard for “meaning”, and the “police” who “investigate these crimes” and “arrest” the offenders. These are their “stories”. (Click here to buy this graphic on mugs, hats, t-shirts, etc!)
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Grammar Police: Special Apostrophe Unit
In the English Grammar System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups; the poorly-educated masses who insert unnecessary apostrophes and omit required ones, and the police who investigate these crimes and arrest the offenders. These are their stories. (Click here to buy this graphic on mugs, hats, t-shirts, etc!)
Too much evil?
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The current evil glut
Due to overproduction, world evil prices have plummeted in the last three years. American evil producers have been steadily losing market share to China and other countries where evil can be manufactured for a small fraction of the U.S. cost. Some desperate investors are even considering eliminating evil from their portfolios. Ultimately, I am sure [...]
Bishop Finn
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The Indictment of Bishop Finn
The dark, mind-numbing corruption of the Roman Catholic church was blazingly illuminated recently in the Diocese of Kansas City. Local prosecutors had the courage to indict the Bishop (albeit only for a misdemeanor). You can read about it here.
Please help the rich
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The rich…won’t YOU help?
I can’t really recommend Reach Out To The Rich as heartily as I would the World Ice Tea Organization, for example. The rich have their charities, too, like the opera and their beloved conservative think tanks. We must let them use their donations to shelter their income from taxes. After all, they wrote the tax [...]
