Sir: Aren’t you just another one of those Fred Ayers Chinese Communist gun control homosexual agenda Mexican welfare queen One-World-Government community organizers funded by known pedophile George Soros?
– Aimee Semple Macpherson, Lynchburg, VA
Dear Ms. Macpherson: Thank you so much for your perceptive email. It’s comments like yours that help to make my blog so interesting to so many. (16 visitors last month alone!) In answer to your question I would have to say “Yes, but you’re only half right.”– D. Milberg, Certified Blogging Technician
Sir: Are you a Jew? Because if you are then your “tribe” controls the entire world economy in order to prop up that African puppet president Osama so they can molest children as young as two years old in the Government Schools and suck the lifeblood out of this country. If you’re not a Jew, I’m sorry I even brought it up.
– General Nathan Bedford Forrest, Lynchem, VA
Dear General Forrest: I don’t know if I agree with you about the Jews. This is the land of opportunity. Born into the right family, any child can grow up to be someone who will suck the lifeblood out of the country.– D. Milberg, Vice president, Blogging Relations
Sir: I’m not a bigot, but America was given to us by Our Lord Jesus Christ and I never thought I’d live to see the disgraceful day when the president of the United States of America had skin that is slightly darker than mine. I’m not a bigot, but I think he and his so-called “Negroid” family should be beaten senseless, drugged and flown to a secret CIA prison camp in eastern Europe so that a White Christian — a REAL American like Rupert Murdoch can take over. I’m not a bigot, but this is all so obvious I’m surprised I bothered to write.
– Reverend Billy James Hargis, Lynchem Mall, VA
Dear Reverend Hargis: Thank you so much for sharing your non-bigoted, common-sense, Real American sentiments. I firmly believe that it is an entire chorus of loud voices like yours that have brought us to where we are today. –D. Milberg, Founder and President, Bloggers Sans Culottes
Tags: right-wing
