Hindenburg Blows Up

Grammar Police: Exclamation Point Disposal Squad

(Thanks to Karen Holt for the idea!!!) In the English Grammar System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups; the hyperactive hoi polloi who improperly use multiple exclamation points, and the police who investigate these crimes and arrest the offenders. These are their stories!!!!
Grammar Police: Unnecessary Quotation Unit

In the English “Language System” the people are “represented” by two separate, yet equally important “groups”; the grammar-deficient public who “insert” gratuitous “quotation marks” without regard for “meaning”, and the “police” who “investigate these crimes” and “arrest” the offenders. These are their “stories”. (Click here to buy this graphic on mugs, hats, t-shirts, etc!)
Grammar Police: Special Apostrophe Unit

In the English Grammar System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups; the poorly-educated masses who insert unnecessary apostrophes and omit required ones, and the police who investigate these crimes and arrest the offenders. These are their stories. (Click here to buy this graphic on mugs, hats, t-shirts, etc!)

Foreclosures are people too

Facing an unfriendly crowd in Iowa recently, Willard Mitt Romney protested frantically; Corporations are people too, my friend! Of course they are! Of course they are!… Human beings, my friend! Human beings! Mitt’s father was a lobbyist for the auto industry and President and CEO of American Motors. Mitt is named after his father’s close [...]